Sunday, December 7, 2008

Crime stats....

MISSING................. One red bird.

Distinguishing markers: tiny stars over the entire body and wearing a freezer paper overcoat.

Last seen: Sitting approximately atop a weird tree structure...located on the sewing room table, UNDER a folder for protection.




SUSPECT............ Noodle Boy
aka: Brown boy

ACCOMPLICE............Pixel
aka: White boy, The "Brains"

As of this writing the bird in question is no where to be found. Not under the bed, in the closet... nowhere and presumed lost forever. The owners don't think the bird was the original target, as the "suspect" and his "accomplice" have a thing for freezer paper.

This clue was left behind...The outer shell of an eagle previously left in the hanging trash bin. The "accomplice" has quite nimble fingers and easily picks out victims for his partner in crime to destroy at whim. **Please note that the picture of the victim is actually a double made as a replacement bird** On-going efforts are continuing for the remains of the lost red bird.

17 comments:

Vicki W said...

LOL! They even look like they are daring you to even try to find the missing bird.

Paula said...

I wouldn't mess with those two. They look dangerous! Take back up with you. I don't think that little bird was their first foray into a life of crime. They looked like seasoned professionals!! Take care....and watch your back.

Carla said...

Awww how could something that looks so sweet do what they have been accused of doing? LOL I let out a huge laugh and hubby had to come over to read it with me. I needed the laugh. :)

Andee said...

LOL, that sense of humor will get you through! Hope the bird comes home to roost!

Libby said...

Is there a reward? Cash? Cat nip?

Quilts And Pieces said...

I love the mug shots! Tooo funny!

paula, the quilter said...

O I needed a laugh! Those two have 'guilty' written all over them.

Tazzie said...

Ohhh dear Judy, they do look like a couple of likely lads. Maybe if you post a catnip reward one of them will squawk?
*hugs*
Tazzie
:-)

MARCIE said...

Those cats are beautiful, they would never...
Hey, I love the look of your blog! Wow--so cool!

Red Geranium Cottage said...

Not those sweet looking cats!!! But I've gotta say that was hysterical!!!

Christina said...

When will the trial be held, I'd like to be a juror. I've watched a lot of Matlock, so I think I can be partial.

yellowfarmhouse said...

What a hoot - love the look of Noodle Boy - it's like "what you talking about", LOL. Thanks for the chuckle.

Hugs - Karen

Karen said...

I think it is going to be a hard case to crack. The holes in the clue could just be from straight pins. That's Pixel's story and poor Noodle Boy, he has already forgotten what went down.

Sue said...

Those are a couple of tough looking desperados, I'm not holding out much hope for that poor red bird!

Carol said...

OMG look at those "innocent" little faces...could they possibly be the guilty parties??? LOL!

Rosemary said...

haha, thanks for the laugh! LOL! I think my cat stole one of my turkey legs on my jan patek turkey quilt. Its missing and she was the last one near it! LOL!

MouseChirpy said...

Too funny! Man, it's hard to believe that those two little kitties are guilty. I mean, look at those innocent faces. LOL

Aloha!